Christmas in the Barn

My silly Christmas poem... hehehe
 
Hung the stockings upon the stall doors
Swept the dust off the barn floor
Put up a wreath on that old barn board
And strung the festive lights chord by chord
 
Christmas carols play on the radio
A little jingle singing Ho Ho Ho
Dressed the pine tree with a special glow
I even placed a piece of mistletoe

It’s Christmas in the barn
Ain’t nothing like Christmas on the farm
Oink, Neigh, Moo, Baa, Oh Hooray
We know that Santa’s on his way
Everyone is groomed to perfection
Ready to show him our love and affection
A night full of country charm
It’s Christmas in the barn
  
I’m sporting my best coveralls
I’ve bedded down all the reindeer stalls
The animals cleared out a place in the hay
For Santa Claus to relax and lay
 
A wheelbarrow full of carrots and cookies
And reindeer games, cause we’re no rookies
We even plowed the barnyard so he can land
It’s gonna be redneck grand

We’re a whole lot of rough around the edges
But I think what he’ll like best is
We make damn good company
I think all the reindeers will agree
 
It’s Christmas in the barn
Ain’t nothing like Christmas on the farm
Oink, Neigh, Moo, Baa, Oh Hooray
We know that Santa’s on his way
Everyone is groomed to perfection
Ready to show him our love and affection
A night full of country charm
It’s Christmas in the barn

Happy Holidaaay
Oink, Neigh, Moo, Baa, Hooray
Santa, what do you say